Feel free to lampoon my sesquipedalianism and improper utilization of fancy words, to scoff at my affinity for loving of the simian persuasion, to ridicule my rugged good-looks, or anything at all  without retribution from me or my affiliates.
I hope that this newfound liberty has brightened your day.
 Except for frobisher, you non-friend-listing bastard.
 Including, but not limited to, fostering debate, mocking and derision, or masturbatory purposes.
 Including my gratuitous use of footnotes.