I hereby grant all LJ users [1] permission to link to my journal and its contents for any purpose [2] without fear of recrimination under LJ's TOS.

Feel free to lampoon my sesquipedalianism and improper utilization of fancy words, to scoff at my affinity for loving of the simian persuasion, to ridicule my rugged good-looks, or anything at all [3] without retribution from me or my affiliates.

I hope that this newfound liberty has brightened your day.

[1] Except for frobisher, you non-friend-listing bastard.

[2] Including, but not limited to, fostering debate, mocking and derision, or masturbatory purposes.

[3] Including my gratuitous use of footnotes.