May 5th, 2003

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

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With the end of that paragraph, i'm going to end this entry. I do have to point out that Proverbs 6:16-19 comes to SOB's mind often. For example, whenever i run to greet clients, he (and other protestors) like citing the "feet that run rapidly to evil" line. A couple times we'll just be standing quietly on the corner and he'll start reciting Proverbs 6:16-19. I've considered countering with the quote from my Landover Baptist t-shirt: "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. - Psalm 137:9."

Man, i love that t-shirt.

So, what will happen next to our intrepid pro-life warrior? Will SOB be sent to prison and serially butt-raped...passed around amongst the prisoners like a joint at a Phish concert? Will SOB talk about it, "stating" how his once taut asshole is now forever stretched? Hopefully, i've piqued your curiosity of what will happen next and you'll tune in tomorrow to find out.
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