The false witness of Planned Parenthood that occurred on March 22, 1996 Friday and open complicity by the City of Houston Police Department
At 8:06AM Friday morning March 22, 1996 a City of Houston Patrol Car stops on Berry and a Police Officer shouts out to me "To get into his vehicle!". I stated "What?". [I'm seriously never going to look at the verb "to state" the same way again after this.] The Hispanic male police officer shouts out again to get into his vehicle. Obviously an abusive situation was occurring and I went to get the petition clipboard to document the abuse that was going to occur...I stated that I am going to document this abusive behavior and I asked why he was yelling at me to get into his vehicle. I observed that his name tag read G. W. Martinez and that his badge number read 331. Martinez yelled at me again to get into his vehicle and I asked him why he was doing this and he yelled at me to get into his vehicle. [I find that sentence, like, poetic and shit. SOB gets into the police car and the officer demands his clipboard and pen, which SOB reluctantly hands over to "abate a physical assault."] Martinez asked why I assaulted a female worked. I stated "Assaulted a female worker!?!". I stated that there was no assault that occurred! Martinez stated I assaulted a female worker. I stated that I do not know what you are talking about and that I did not assault anyone. The deathscort of Planned Parenthood [Since this was a Friday, there was probably only one deathscort. It's not like he won the title "deathscort of Planned Parenthood" in a pageant or anything.] came by and stated "Can I be of service!". Martinez stated to the deathscort tell this guy what you observed. The deathscort (known as Mike Bodmer and who assaulted me on February 21, 1996 Wednesday at 8AM) stated "What? What?". I observed my watch to read 8:10AM. Martinez stated tell this man what you saw? Did you see him putting hands on the female worker? I stated to Martinez that you are "leading the witness and putting words into a potential witness and that this is illegal!". [Martinez and Bodmer left the car so they could talk without SOB's input. SOB used this time to try to remember what happened.] I remembered around 7:30AM that morning two women in a car stopped at the intersection of Berry & Fannin stopped at a stop sign on Berry. They looked to be a potential prospect [I'm totally going to start using "potential prospect." It's so alliterative!] of a mother contemplating abortion who came with her friend as I slowly approached the vehicle, a white female Planned Parenthood worker cut in front of me and physically brushed me aside. I calmly went to the front of the vehicle and told the mother the detrimental affects of abortion. I stated "that a lot of mothers have died from safe, legal abortions and that it's estimated that 2 million mothers have died from safe, legal abortions since Roe vs. Wade", "That their are 33 studies that confirm that abortion causes breast cancer, not one study, not two studies, not three studies but thirty three studies that confirm that abortion causes breast cancer..." [You've read all that before, but i figure that if i have to hear it thousands of times, it wouldn't hurt you people to read it twice. Anyway, he pretty much rewrote his entire sidewalk counseling spiel.] The death camp worker went inside the death camp compound as I stated to the death camp worker that I have a First Amendment Right to talk to a prospective mother. I made no assault like advances toward the worker and that contact was made by the death camp worker's aggressiveness to murder the mother's baby. [Understandable. There's tough competition at PP to win Murderer of the Month and win the free dinner at Goode Company Barbeque. Mmm, baby-back baby...] The mother and her friend parked their vehicle in the parking lot on Fannin and they crossed the street with me as I again stated the detrimental affects of abortion. The mother & her friend went into the death camp facility and I prayed a prayer to God [How unoriginal. I'm sure God has a sense of humor and would love it if someone prayed, say, a pork roast recipe to him.] for them at the intersection of Berry & Fannin. [Officer Martinez comes back and tells SOB that he's waiting verification from the DA's office before arresting him. Meanwhile, Martinez gets all of SOB's personal information, which SOB states. SOB finally concludes this long-ass paragraph with...] The scripture found in Proverbs 6:16-19 came to mind which states that "There are six things which the Lord hates, yes seven which are an abomination to him: [No, SOB didn't capitalize "him." He is so going to hell.] haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, feet that run rapidly to evil......".
With the end of that paragraph, i'm going to end this entry. I do have to point out that Proverbs 6:16-19 comes to SOB's mind often. For example, whenever i run to greet clients, he (and other protestors) like citing the "feet that run rapidly to evil" line. A couple times we'll just be standing quietly on the corner and he'll start reciting Proverbs 6:16-19. I've considered countering with the quote from my Landover Baptist t-shirt: "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. - Psalm 137:9."
Man, i love that t-shirt.
So, what will happen next to our intrepid pro-life warrior? Will SOB be sent to prison and serially butt-raped...passed around amongst the prisoners like a joint at a Phish concert? Will SOB talk about it, "stating" how his once taut asshole is now forever stretched? Hopefully, i've piqued your curiosity of what will happen next and you'll tune in tomorrow to find out.