¡The Three Amigos! served me well. That's where i took both my name (El Guapo...later, just Guapo) and occupation (bandido...later conquistador or dios) for use in class. I also managed to spatchcock in "¡Me ha molestado!" (Bumblebee guy) after i lost in one of the word game, because i somehow bungled saying that my opponent was a cowgirl, of all things. At least i got the "vaquera" part correct. I kept breaking into French, which is weird since the one year of French i took in high school was 17 years ago.
The night wasn't a total loss, because i won the first word game and, better yet, i made a couple people tear up while laughing. We were practicing using "i have" and numbers (i.e. "I have six siblings," "I have ten airplanes," etc.). On my turn, with great sincerity, i proclaimed, "Tengo dos huevos."
Sí, soy doce años.
At least i restrained myself from adding "grande" (grandes?) on the end or changing the number of eggs. Why they couldn't anticipate such an answer given the name and occupations i chose, i have no idea...